Moody's Motel

I stayed in room number 8 last night.

Firstly I want to say that the room is the worst accommodation I have ever stayed in. I have stayed in cabins in the middle of nowhere better than that.

Firstly the road noise was unbearable.

When people move up stairs it sounds like a stampede. Woke me up numerous times not that I could really sleep with the traffic noise.

The queen bed is on rollers which means when you sit up in it, it rolled away from the wall.

The free wifi is useless.

The spa had black mould around the buttons and the tub was not that clean to start with.

Having the shower in the tub is a bad idea as it’s hard to get in and out of.

There was no soap bars to wash with anyway.

The toilet has individual sheets of paper like a public toilet. Something I didn’t expect when paying that much for a room.

There was no milk for tea in the morning.

The cereal provided is a health hazard. Anyone could tamper with it and it was probably stale anyway. Not that there was milk to have it with.

To top everything of there were ants everywhere.