Mr Robert's Gentlemen Hairdressers

I have been using this excellent cuttery since just after the finish of Le Revolution. I believe King Louis also utilised the services of these beautiful people when trying to keep the heads of both he and the lovely Marie Antoinette in some sort of order, whilst the peasants were revolting.

Unfortunately, they don't serve cake, but they most certainly know just how to keep a chap in order, though the staff no longer service the needs of the hirsute gentleman's log cabin area, they do an excellent job on one's back and shoulders.

Highly recommended provider of the chopping service, especially if one enjoys knitting and guillotines.

Vive le revolution
The Commissioner